Monday, November 10, 2003

Complete Registration

The registration is complete. We are now registered at Target and at Baby Depot (conveniently located inside Burlington Coat Factory.) The whole process is a little bizarre. I'm convinced that the makers of these baby products are 'out to get us.' They think that by tacking 'baby' onto something or making an ordinary product really really 'cute,' will entice us to buy. That is why I have made a handy hat (its really a cloche) out of tin foil for use inside stores that sell baby products. The hat should jam the baby product waves and government mind control--two birds with one stone. I am taking a stand right now: I shall not own a Diaper Genie.

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