Dateline::April 24, 2006
MEMO:: IT is spreading
This afternoon while your humble reporter was undercover buying groceries for an upcoming expose (just how old are those eggs?!) she noticed something:
It's true--like an adorable spring time virus, The Shirt has been spotted at Days Market. Is the spread of the shirt a mimic for how bird flu will be transmitted? A model of the rise of ye old timey black plague? Is this a harbinger for 28 Days Later, only it's now instead of later?
AM I JIM?