This tasty tex-mex restaurant was the go-to place for many years for so many of us. Let’s be honest, the food is divine. There are still lines every day during lunch and dinner—every, every day. As of Friday morning at 11:36 am I am tired of Café Rio. I don’t want to eat there, smell there, or think of there. It’s over, we’re through. I’m going back to my first love: El Azteca. He’s always been there. From family dinners at the restaurant to the comfort food from the taco shops—we have a history. I’m seeing him again. Oh, yeah, and Rio? Your food all tastes the same.
Oh my H, I am so through with Applebee’s commercials. It’s not clever, amusing, funny, or original to remake the entire Oldies station catalogue with new lyrics referring to your lime-margarita-encrusted-shrimp-deep-fried-jack-daniels-lard-chipotle-cheese smothered-chicken because EWw. I didn’t know it was possible for my head to explode but then I heard you change the lyrics to the Gilligan’s Island theme song and all of a sudden there is grey matter all over my furniture. It kind of blends into my chairs.
Does CBS even know that it’s still on the air?
Uber-Slouchy Massive Metallic Hobo Bags
Harry Potter Series
I get it. You’re hooked on a series. It’s clever, darling, and has made you and your child discover the wonders of reading. I’m sure you’re right; if I started them I would love them. But I cannot begin another series. I can’t. Wheel of Time—I’ve been reading them for FOURTEEN years, fourteen years with eleven books so far. Alvin Maker—1987 was the release date for Seventh Son….help me, please. Sword of Truth-more than a decade, Goodkind, what are you doing to me? I’m so happy that you have found Harry Potter. I can’t read them until they’re done. I can’t do another series. I’m tired of you talking about how long you have to wait for a new book—WHATEVER. Have you been reading it for fourteen years? No. Have you been waiting since 1987 for HP to finish? No. Stop your whining you even get movies! (All you Dark Tower people have my sincere sympathies; Clan of The Cave Bear, I feel your pain.) So, no, I’m not going to read HP and I’m tired of talking about it.
Have they prolonged the flying thing long enough? Sometime ago Lana went to China. She strolled down a hallway in a jacket and appeared to be 3’11” tall. Chloe, Lana, Chloe, Lois, Lana. That’s it, I’m out.
Inside Edition/Access Hollywood/The Insider/etc ad nauseum
I never intend to watch Inside Edition (sure) but it comes on right after my beloved Nightline. All of a sudden I’m on BUMP WATCH. Did Naomi and Levi visit Neil Lane YES, but what will the ring look like, the size, the color, the design, and the pavarottis. Sienna Miller dresses like Derelict. I need a fork to stab in my eyes. Maybe I should stab a fork in the generic blonde that hosts those programs (I haven't forgotten Pat O'Brien, oh no I haven't .) In any case, I’m tired and going to cinco into my bed-o (that’s for you, laby.)
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Posted by Carina at 5/07/2006 12:24:00 AM