Monday, June 26, 2006

Let's Just Get This Out of the Way one fell swoop.

You Are Marcia Brady

Confident yet kind. Popular yet down to earth. You're a total dream girl.
You've got the total package - no wonder everyone's a little jealous of you.

Why, of course I'm Marcia.

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

Tell me something I don't know!

Your Pimp Name Is...

Ms. Dazzle

Well, it is hard out here...

Your 1950s Name is:

Vivian Beverly

I figured as much.
Your Mommy Is Britney Spears

What You Call Her: Mother What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

YES. My mom is exactly like Britney Spears, they are become the same. Those of you who know my mom, don't you agree?

Your Musical Tastes Match: Nicole Kidman

See her whole playlist here (iTunes required)

Uncanny because I really liked Moulin Rouge!

You Are 66% Indie

You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure!

I am so Indie it's ridiculous. Speaking of Indie...

Your Love Song Is

Your Body Is a Wonderland by John Mayer

"One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue"

Can't get much Indie-er than that!

You Are A Bad Date!

Sometimes it just seems like your heart isn't in it

At least, not unless the guy is a dead ringer for Brad Pitt (with more money)

You just don't spend enough time wondering if he's having fun...

And newsflash - he probably isn't!

Sorry, honey, you're stuck with a bad dater! But the good news is...

He Is More Than a Hookup

You've fallen pretty hard for this guy, which could be a great thing.
But if he's just looking for a hookup, this spells trouble.
If your guy wants something serious, than by all means, step things up.
Otherwise, find someone else who's interested in more than a fling.

Oh yeah, long haul!
Colorful and Sexy

Confident and outrageous, you have the personality to wear a dress that really turns heads.

Your 80s Heartthrob Is

Kirk Cameron

It's like these things are in my head!

You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra

You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road!

I am on my way to the dealership right now!

You Are a German Shepherd Puppy

Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.


You Belong in 1968

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

I take umbrage! 1968 is too late for me, I don't think I can go past 1967 with a straight face. I guess they got the drugs part right though, you know, with all the acid I apparently drop.
You Are 24% Sociopath

From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

More umbrage! I am clearly more sociopathic. That's hard to spell.

You Are Phish Food Ice Cream

You've been described as gooey and fudgey. Sorry.

I hate Fish food.

Oh, Phish food, that too. And I thought these things were infallable.

You Belong in Barcelona

When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night.
Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!

This thing is bullocks, everyone knows it would be MADRID (or Bilbao.)

You Are 0% Redneck

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.
You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

We already covered that.

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

How could I ever have doubted? Logical, driven, and ruthless, YES.


Kiki said...

GOOD GRACIOUS! Were you bored today?!

I remember that one time when your mom wore a bellyshirt and no shoes to class, and she chomped on gum the whole time. Man, that was weird.

Azúcar said...

Weird, or did it strangely put the whole world into balance and harmony?

I am avoiding housework.

This is me said...

Okay, here's mine (abbreviated):
1. Jan Brady
2. Drug: Alcohol
3. Pimp Name: Luscious Dynamite (LOVE it!)
4. Love Song: same as yours
5. Also a bad date
6. Prom style: classic halter dress
7. 80s heartthrob: Scott Baio (that's a little embarrassing)
8. Ice cream: Chubby Hubby
9. European city: Amsterdam
10: 10% Redneck (I am from Texas, after all)
11. PhD in Liberal Arts (I guess to go along with my BA in History)

Good fun! Anything to avoid a little housework!

Emmie said...

This blog entry made me love you just a little bit more.

My pimp name? Princess Tickler
My '80s heartthrob? Bill Gates!
They totally read my mind.

Kiki said...

I don't know if it put everything into balance. What I do know is that there was a slight hickish twang to her Spanish when she did that.

OH! And I'm so taking a roadtrip soon because they are about to open up a BRITNEY SPEARS museum in Kentwood, LA!!! How hilarious is THAT going to be? Now I just need some passengers since my new best friend is moving away while "new" can still be attached to "best friend". sadness.

Azúcar said...

First of all, a museum in Kentwood; it's like they're building my own Mecca. I expect my Haj to be just like the movie Crossroads.

Rachel said...


where on earth did you find all of these? i might have to indulge....tomorrow. i love it!

~j. said... and I and the kid man have the same music interests (am i surprised? really?).


0% redneck
I belong in London
My year is 1976 (I was born in '77)

...and my '80's heartthrob is Jason Bateman. Um, excuse me, only '80s???

Azúcar said...

If I answer only one question differently, my heartthrob is Jason Bateman too. So, I guess we're only separated by the gulf between '68 and '76.