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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Seinfeld Geek

A post a couple weeks ago inspired me to create this measure of Seinfeld geekiness. Just how geeky are you? Leave your answers in the comments, so make sure that you've finished the quiz before reading them.
On the mark, get set,


1) Elaine once moved into a janitor’s closet to receive what dish for delivery?

2) What did George pull out of the whale’s blowhole?

3) To whom did The Virgin lose her virginity?

4) George hands out five candy bars at the car dealership, what are they?

5) What does Putty have all his radio pre-sets set to?

6) Name three of Kramer’s aliases.

7) What is not a meal?

8) What does Kramer store in Jerry’s car?

9) George is disturbed by something he sees in Susan’s bedroom. What is it?

10) What was the name of Lippman’s shop?

11) What was the original name of War and Peace?

12) “I know it, you know it, and ________ knows it”

13) What’s the name of Kramer’s friend that we never see?

14) How many cadillacs did Jerry buy for his parents?

15) What was the REAL name of the woman whose name rhymed with a part of the female anatomy?

16) What did Mickey have that Kramer wanted to trade him for?

17) Name three of the fictional movies mentioned in the series.
18) What kind of jacket did Putty exchange his fur coat for?

19 comments:

This is me said...

1. Chinese food (maybe duck something?)
2. golf ball
3. JFK Jr
4. Twix
5. Christian music
6. a. Kosmo b. Ass-man c. Dr Van Nostron
7. soup
8. blood
9. a doll that looks like his mom
10. Top of the Muffin
11. War, What is it Good For?
12. a cashier at the coffee shop (I can't remember her name)
13. Lomaz
14. two
15. Dolores
16. gonorrhea
17. Cry, Cry Again; Death Blow
18. 8 Ball

BEAT THAT, SUCKAS!!!

Azúcar said...

This Is Me:
Your score is 12/18 with 5 wrong and half on two questions--or 67%.

Anyone else care to take the challenge?

~j. said...

Blech...and the dealership was just on...

1. ?
2. a golf ball
3. JFK jr. (ooohh, john-john)
4. ?
5. ?
6. The Professor Von Nostrand, ??, does Kosmo count??
7. soup
8. blood
9. his mom's face
10. uuhhhh...i don't remember
11. War, What is it Good For?
12. ?
13. ?
14. 2
15. Deloris (not mulva)
16. ?Yeah, forget it. I'm done. I don't know why I even tried. Ask me ten years ago.

c jane said...

Well I would but I've seen maybe two 1/2 episodes ever in my life. So, now you know.

LuckyRedHen said...

1. Chinese food
2. Titleist golf ball
3. JFK Jr.
4. Twix (also mentioned: 5th Avenue, $100,000, Hershey & Mounds)
5. religious
6. Kosmo, Dr. Martin Von Nostrand and H.E. Pennypacker
7. soup
8. Kennedy's golf clubs & bag
9. Don't remember but her middle name was Biddle, a reference to the NY madame, Sydney Biddle Barrows (so I should get 1/2 point or something)
10. the muffin shop, Top of the Muffin
11. "War, what is it good for?"
12. the chicken
13. Bob Sacamano
14. 2
15. Dolores
16. gonorrhea
17. "Rochelle, Rochelle" and "Prognosis Negative"
18. 8-ball jacket

Azúcar said...
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Azúcar said...

Lucky,
Name one more movie and you will get a score of 13.5

~j. said...

Schindler's List

Azúcar said...
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Azúcar said...

*giggle*

What is, the movie that Jerry and his girlfriend made out in, causing his parents to be _very_disappointed in him.

Jake Roi said...

1) The supreme flounder from China Panda
2) A golf ball
3) Mr. John F. Kennedy Jr.
4) The candy bars are all twix
5) Puddy's pre-sets are all christian rock stations
6) H.E. Pennypacker, Steven Snell, Martin Van Nostrand
7) Salad is not a meal. (Oh Moses, smell the roses)
8) His Blood
9) A doll from Susan's collection which looks just like George's mother
10) Top of the Muffin
11) War - What Is It Good For?
12) “I know it, you know it, and the chicken knows it”
13) Bob Sacamano
14) 2
15) Delores
16) Bacterial Meningitis
17) Rochelle Rochelle, Means to an End, Blame it on the Rain, Plan 9 from outer space
18) A multi-colored leather "8-ball" jacket

BowlerGirl said...
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Azúcar said...

15.5, Roi

~j. said...

If the answer that people keep putting down as "Top of the Muffin" is the right store, isn't it actually "Top o' the Muffin to you"?

BowlerGirl said...

Here I go.....

1) Chinese food
2) Golf Ball
3) John F. Kenndy Jr.
4) Twix baby...all twix
5) Christian channels
6) Kessler, Dr. Von Norstrand and H.E Pennypacker (Steven Snell is the character he plays on Murphy Brown)
7) Salad
8) Blood (another time groceries under the hood)
9) The Estelle Castanza Doll
10) Top o' the Muffin
11) War...what is it good for?
12) the chicken
13) Lomez!
14) 1...he bought the SAME caddy 2 times
15)Dolores
16) Menegitis
17) Plan 9 from Outer Space, Scarsdale Suprise, Agent Zero?
18) the 8 ball jacket

The Scooter Lounge said...

1. chinese food
2. kramer's golf ball
3. john kennedy jr.
4. twix
5. christian rock
6. Dr. Van Nostrand
7. Soup
8. Blood
9. A doll
10. Top o' the muffin to you!
11.
12. God?
13. Bob Sackamanno
14. 2?
15. Dolores
16. Gonorrhea
17. Rochelle, Rochelle;
18. Just ask the 8 ball.

Kiki said...

I suck at this game. I only know the answers to 8, 10, 13, and 18, and I'm not going to write them out because everyone else here knows them.

Azúcar said...

Here are the answers:









1. Supreme Flounder
2. Titleist golf ball (Kramer's)
3. JFK, Jr.
4. All Twix
5. Christian, Christian Rock
6. AJ Pennypacker, Dr. Van Nostrum, Assman
7. SOUP, soup is NOT a meal!
8. Blood
9. A doll that looks like his mother
10. Top O' The Muffin
11. War, What Is it Good for?
12. VEGETABLE LASAGNA knows it!!
13. Bob Sacamano
14. One, he bought the same Caddy twice (yyyeeaah Shellie!)
15. Dolores
16. Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice
17. Any three of the fake movies would have done, my three favorites: Chunnel, Prooooognooosis Negative, Death Blow
18. Member's Only Jacket with an 8 ball on the back. Check it out, 8 ball.





That was fun :)

Anonymous said...

Hola azucar-

I don't know you except for our "2 degrees of separation' via C Jane, but I saw your quiz and being an self proclaimed devotee had to give it a try. Here goes...

1) Elaine once moved into a janitor’s closet to receive what dish for delivery?
Flounder from a Chinese restaurant

2) What did George pull out of the whale’s blowhole? a Titlist golfball
3) To whom did The Virgin lose her virginity? JFK Jr.

4) George hands out five candy bars at the car dealership, what are they?
Twix, the candy bar with the cookie crunch

5) What does Putty have all his radio pre-sets set to? Christian rock

6) Name three of Kramer’s aliases.

Dr. van Nostrand, Assman and ???/

7) What is not a meal?

Soup is NOT a meal (Kenny Bana)

8) What does Kramer store in Jerry’s car? His blood

9) George is disturbed by something he sees in Susan’s bedroom. What is it? a bizarre doll that looks like George's mom

10) What was the name of Lippman’s shop? Top of the Muffin TO YOU!

11) What was the original name of War and Peace? War, what is it good for? (absolutely nothing Huh!)

12) “I know it, you know it, and ________ knows it”
drawing a blank

13) What’s the name of Kramer’s friend that we never see? Bob Saccamono

14) How many cadillacs did Jerry buy for his parents?
One

15) What was the REAL name of the woman whose name rhymed with a part of the female anatomy?
Delores

16) What did Mickey have that Kramer wanted to trade him for?
Cirrosis

17) Name three of the fictional movies mentioned in the series.

Rachelle, Rachelle (a young girl's strange journey from Milan to Minsk, Chunnel, Prognosis negative
18) What kind of jacket did Putty exchange his fur coat for?

NJ Devils?