Jolie says that while their biggest parental problem these days is terrible-two-suffering Zahara tossing a tantrum whenever Pitt boogies in front of her, they're already thinking about the day the kids will rebel. "They'll go against us one day," she sighs. "We were trying to figure out how, because we shoot guns in movies, we have motorbikes and planes, and Mommy's covered in tattoos. All that's left for them to do is become Mormons." (And somewhere in Utah, the secret recruitment meetings begin ...) Source.
Wait, how did we get dragged into this? How exactly am I supposed to take this comment?
Also, we have secret recruitment meetings? How did I not know about this? I totally want to be in on those! Frankly, to whomever is on the committee right now, can I just say, Gladys Knight? Look, I love Midnight Train to Georgia just as much, if not more, than the next person, but we could use some more flashy members. We need to skew a little younger people! 18-34, folks, that's where the money's at! Maybe we could do some focus groups and figure out how to tailor our secret recruitments.