I can’t go to sleep because every 5 minutes Proximo wakes up and SCREAMS bloody murder and then returns to sleep. I’m packing because we, even against very sanguine advice, are going to see Thomas the Train tomorrow.
My house is also messy, yes Sarah, messy. I'd take a picture to prove it but what if La Professora saw it? I'd lose custody for sure!
I decided a couple days ago to switch out the winter shoes from the front closet with the summer shoes. Of course, this is nothing but good intentions because the box of scary-spiky stilettos is still near the door. Several times a day El Guille empties the box by throwing the shoes everywhere so that he can play with the box. I take the box away from him and clean up the shoes thinking I’ll take 10 minutes in an hour or so and do the change out. Lather, rinse, and repeat.
I haven’t felt well all day. Irregular abdominal pain, intermittent nausea, an I-can-feel-it-coming sore throat; this weird thing where my right hand has severe pain if I try to lift something or I move it funny. I bet I have the plague, or MS, a tumor, whiplash, and/or lyme disease. It could happen. For those of you betting on a reemergence of latent hemophilia, I bet you’re confusing that with latent hypochondria—after all, hemophilia is not latent and I don’t have a drop of royal in me…that I know of!
I am NOT going to talk about American Idol because really, how boring. Predictable, America, predictable.
I’m watching Law and Order which reminds me, for no good reason, of a pressing question:
Who, in your opinion, is the best reoccurring character on a TV show of all time?
My first instinct is to go for Bob “Bulldog” Briscoe—the Neanderthal sports host on Frasier. He cracks me up. I think, however, that he was a series regular and not a reoccurring character. I think for the best of all time, I’d have to go with Janice! You know, Janice Hosenstein Litman Goralnik, repeat paramour of Chandler on Friends. Her trademark nasal voice and fantastic skin-tight animal print clothes are just the icing.
Who gets your vote?