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Saturday, June 30, 2007

If you hear the water in the bathroom sink running and you know that you didn't turn it on, isn't that always a harbinger of bad things? I mean, really, if you hear water running in the house that also contains your preschooler, it should rightfully send a cold shock of fear down your spine.

So it was that I heard water running in the bathroom this morning.

"Other Half?" I said, hoping it was him. No answer, but the water increased its flow. I went to go investigate and...

I found a turd pile in my sink.

Apparently, having a toilet around is just too boring for El Guille. Toilets are so passé! So 80s! At least he thought to turn the water on to wash it away. How...considerate. Oh Soft Scrub With Bleach, how I love thee.

I went back to my regularly scheduled programming. I'm on dessert retainer for Oh Judy and oh, judy I needed to get the deliciousness finished!

Regular MCM Utah readers might remember that I put up Wall Candy in the boys' room a while back.

Ah, yes, there's a reminder.


Now, here's what Wall Candy would look like if you decided to channel your inner Tim Gunn and gird yourself in re-positionable decor.

Keep in mind, it's not like he's an URCHIN or anything, I did actually dress him this morning. I guess it's nice that he takes initiative. It shows that he can think out of the box...or off the wall.

It's been a crazy day around the Jet Set Pad.

15 comments:

compulsive writer said...

Oh my.

I'm completely speechless.

Queen Scarlett said...

He's getting closer... poopy in porcelin...;-) or...he's channeling his artistic style...performance art.

kiki said...

And...one more thing to add to the list of reasons NOT to have children.

And...one more thing to add to the list of reasons to have children.

Emily said...

The "cold shock of fear" is like my A-#1 sensation in life. Feel it seceral times daily. "C'est la vie" with a toddler, eh?

Emily said...

oh shucks! (*scrunchie face*) I meant several, not "seceral" -- several times daily, I feel that cold shock of fear.

Lindsey said...

We so live the same kind of life. Every single time I come over here, I leave laughing.

kiki said...

Just when I was about to go look up "seceral"...because it wasn't a word, I'd ever heard before. I was thinking it was an overly long word for "sixish". And then I was impressed that you had it down to six. And then I thought, "She just learned that word and wanted to show it off." And then, I read that it was a typo.

April said...

Oh, El Guille. Already the class clown. Little girls everywhere are going to adore him. As long as he leaves the poop behind.

fijiangirl said...

If could have been worse and he could have decided to use the floor to wipe!

sarah k. said...

Awe. Some.

Mine walked in from outside the other day, buck nekkid, and informed me, "Mommy, I pooped in da bushes."

b. said...

I don't care where he poops (probably because I don't have to clean it up), he's still stinkin' cute!
You did the right thing by grabbing the camera. He's got good placement on the dots, you should be proud!

Jennifer B. said...

That is too much.

Julie said...

Oh....that is too funny! My sides hurt!

Rachel said...

hilarious! i love it!

AzĂșcar said...

Yeah, Chi, do you want THOSE product pictures for your darlyblog? :)