Dear Girl at Sonic,
I hate your freaking guts.
Remember when I asked for caffeine-FREE Diet Coke? Remember that? Remember how I ordered one large REGULAR Diet Coke and one small caffeine free Diet coke with limes? And an Oreo Blast (trademark)?
I didn’t tell you I was bringing those drinks to my friend JKirk who just had a baby. I DID tell you to make SURE that it was caffeine-free.
Was it caffeine-free?
Do you know how I know? Because I felt perkier and then crashed later. Because even though I drank only about half of my small drink, my poor baby could NOT get to sleep last night. You made me curse like a stevedore last night as I realized what happened. Ok, so I made me curse, but Other Half had to hear it and I think his ears are singed.
Baby tried, and tried, his little red-rimmed eyes and puffy face should HAUNT YOU for the remainder of your days.
Baby was EXHAUSTED...
because of YOU,
You’re on my YOU KNOW WHAT list.