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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Scooters

Dear Readers,

My friend Dave over at the Scooter Lounge is pretty cool. You already know this (since he sits at The Cool Table.) Dave needs our help (tu ayuda, for my multi-lingual friends.) He's a handy, creative dude and he made a scooter for his little kids, complete with sidecar. Take a look at this awesome video to see them tool around; it will melt your heart and heal all your wounds.



Now that I've hooked you get a load of this: some kind of reform-school bound jerk of the highest degree STOLE this scooter from Dave's kids. If you see a scooter like this around, know that it's one of a kind (crafted by a loving father for his babies.) The thieves, although stupid enough to steal something, may have been smart enough to paint the scooter. So if you see a scooter like this, it's Dave's. Call the Scooter Lounge at (801)434-4536 and Dave will arrive at your location, remove the stolen scooter, and return it to his broken-hearted children.

I mean, go ahead, steal candy from children, but their TOYS? A special kind of Hell, people, a special kind of Hell.

12 comments:

RC Cola said...

*shakes fist in the air*

Oh the humanity!!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!! If I see it, I'm stealing it back for Dave asap!!

kiki said...

Amazing! What is WRONG with people?!

c jane said...

my eyes are peeled.

kristenlibrarian said...

1) Stupid people!

2) I want one!

3) I doubt it'll turn up in Wisconsin, but I'll keep an eye open for it. Just in case. You never know.

fijiangirl said...

Seriously ?!?... I would say I can't believe it but I do! some poeple have no heart, and no brains! If I see one in CA I will make sure the theives suffer and it is promptly returned to Scooter Dave

April said...

What the frack? It was probably stolen by teenagers who will attempt to make a Jackass video of themselves trashing it. Jerkfaces.

A. said...

We're coming out that way next week so we will definitely keep out eyes peeled.

A. said...

I meant "our" :)

Justine said...

scandalous. He should mass produce those. Make a mint, he would.

The Scooter Lounge said...

Wow Carina, thank you for posting this. I know your readers are much more numerous than mine, and move in better circles too. maybe someone will spot it. If not, I sure appreciate the kind words.

Lucky Red Hen said...

What if the stealers NEEDED it more than Daves kids? I mean, what if they are legless and have no other means of transportation and their knuckles are raw from the blasted 102billion degree pavement and need to get to their job just to provide food for themselves (because they don't have children since they have no means to take care of them). Not that I condone stealing, of course, but maybe they intend to make a bazillion dollars and repay Dave ten-hundred-million-fold and needed the scooter in order to put their plan to fruition.

However, if I see the said scooter and it ISN'T being used by a legless stealer then I will remove the scooter and run the stealer over with my Harley, back and forth and back and forth.

miggy said...

I've got the east coast covered. . . you never know.