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Sunday, May 04, 2008

You Can Thank Me Later

Something urgent has come across the editor's desk:

Angelina’s having a very hard time, and it’s making her miserable,” a friend revealed to L&S. “The babies are heavy, and she’s exhausted from the weight. The pressure can make it hard for her to breathe at times, and she tires out very easily.” With Angelina’s jet-set lifestyle and hectic work schedule, the affects of low-energy catch up with quickly. “It’s taking a toll on her — she feels exhausted when it’s time to get up,” the close source said. “She and Brad tried a special foam-rubber mattress cover, but nothing helped.” Allegedly, exhaustion isn’t the only problem Angie’s facing. “Angelina’s been feeling weak and nauseated,” the pal added. “She’s upset and disappointed that her nausea returned after going away in the second trimester. And she needs to be very careful about nutrition since she’s been diagnosed with high blood sugar. It’s a very frustrating time for her.
source.


You guys, pregnancy makes Angelina tired. It's so hard!

They bought a new mattress cover. It didn't work!

The pressure of being pregnant makes it hard to breathe! Sometimes eating stuff, or not eating stuff, makes you feel bad.

You guys!

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS STUFF!

I am SO GLAD that the media is working so hard on our collective behalf's to tell us that being pregnant is HARD. I can't imagine what her life is like now that she's pregnant and has to work so hard to support her family. I bet she never gets a break!

Where was this information the last two to three times I was pregnant? THIS IS USEFUL INFORMATION. I mean, if I'd known that you get tired easily when you're pregnant that would have stopped me dead in my fertility tracks. Weak? Nauseated? This is a public service announcement! You can get nausea in your second trimester? I can scarcely believe it, but I guess I have to, Angie's going through it. Pregnancy could affect my jet-set lifestyle? You might as well tell that Atlas to take a hike because this is rocking my world!

I HAD NO IDEA!

26 comments:

Azúcar said...

Just to put the kibosh on any rumors: NO, we are not pregnant.

Not with that warning we're not!

jennie w. said...

Poor Angelina. I sure feel sorry for her. She's probably even more tired than normal since she's been scouring the globe for some weird place to have her baby (Will it be Sumatra this time? How about Myanmar?)

Cafe Johnsonia said...

Oh, poor thing. What? She can't hire someone to take the baby for her so she can sleep? I thought that was how celebs took care of their children.

It's hard to see or hear about how difficult it is for celebs to have children like the rest of us. I'm crying for her right now. (NOT.)

soybeanlover said...

Man that sucks, but hey with four kids and *only* TWO nannies, what do you expect? Guess she'll have to learn to live like a normal person, and stay at home on a semi-regular basis.

Dang, I wish I had read that article before I got pregnant again.

Cindy said...

Umm...you guys...isn't she having twins? Let's have some sympathy for Brad Pitt. You know he's thinking, "Oh my gosh, I know I said I wanted a lot of children, but going from 0 to 6 in 3 years?" He's probably glad he hasn't officially married her yet and can dump her like he dumped Jennifer.

miggy said...

See this is why I don't get why people call tabloids "trash"...you can learn SO much.

Rynell said...

So that's why I've been feeling this way...I'm sure I would never have figured it out if it hadn't been for the crucial Brangelina reporting.

(Duh! was my first reaction though.)

the MomBabe said...

I wish I had known that the last time....

Jill said...

Poor, poor Angelina.

I guess there are just some things that you can't get out of by being a celebrity. She'll just have to tough it out like the rest of us.

BTW I have friends who are sick the entire nine months!

Azúcar said...

Wait, you could be sick the entire nine months?! I mean I was sick for 7 months with my last but NINE? Over the line! O. Ver. The. Line.

The thing is with Angelina, it's not like she can just relax, fourth housekeeper got deported and NOW WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO?

sara said...

What I can't figure out is why she & Brad are always carrying 3- & 4-yr-olds on their hips. Or newborns for that matter. Every photo I've ever seen of their kids is sans stroller. What gives? Maybe if she wasn't toting them around all the time she would feel better.

more caffeine, please said...

I say if Brad Pitt's getting you pregnant who cares about those side effects!

c jane said...

I would've commented earlier on this important post but I was in the bathroom puking up breakfast.

Michael said...

I mean seriously people...give the gal a break! She has a hard enough time feeding starving children in Africa, let alone carrying a baby. She might be feeling sick from all those dirt cookies too though?

kiki said...

What More Caffeine said!

Just kidding. Now that I know Angelina is having such a hard time, I am definitely not going to have kids. Who wants to go through what she's going through?

Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.

fijiangirl said...

Thank yo, Angie for sharing this with us to we can see how hard it is to be you!!! (NOT)

Likely said...

I am kind of surprised that she is being made fun of on here by so many who have been through what she is going through.

I kind of find the honesty in the quote refreshing, actually. I think we can do better than to make fun.

Just my thoughts.

Azúcar said...

I don't quibble that she feels terrible.

I DO quibble that this is news. This is not news.

pflower10 said...

is she having twins fo real?

Kacy said...

Do you think maybe my ward could put together some newborn kits for Ang? I just want to help her so bad.

thedoodlegirl said...

Thank you, Jet Set, for this crucial information. In all 5 of my pregnancies, I just didn't really get it all. Until now.

Laura said...

You mean she's NOT perfect???

~j. said...

The new mattress cover didn't work? What's wrong with her???

Marie said...

Igh. Make Brad Pitt stop reproducing. Angelina's not the only one it's nauseating.

Physcokity said...

Ditto to the BP impregnation comment...jk

But I echo the fact that this is not news. I've never been pregnant, but I'm not so out of touch with reality that I don't understand people can be deathly ill for all nine months of a pregnancy and still go for another round or three. Hello. That's what being a woman is about...suck it up and deal with it!

Physcokity said...

oh yeah and I also forgot to add that when you weigh less than 100 lbs obviously you're going to be tired when you will be hauling around an additional 20+ for the next few months 24/7