Just the other day I fixed myself lunch in the break room. I don't remember what I had, but I do remember sticking my hand into the box of plastic cutlery above the micro. From the depths of that box I pulled what can only be described as a perversion of nature:
Do they exist? Yes. Was it altered? No, this can only be cruel Nature's trick to allow such a beast to rise from the factory floor--it's a monster!