Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009 Madcap Recap

Today's Mama asked me to give them a Recap of 2009. (SPOILER ALERT: I did.)

That's the most recap you're going to get out of me, gang.

Well, maybe a little more:

1. Posts: 116.
2. Babies: 0 new (phew.)
3. Pounds gained/lost: It's probably a wash.
4. Cell phone: 1, the whole year, the same one, even though it spent a night in a snow bank two weeks ago.
5. People Offended: I've lost count.
6. People Loved: I've lost count.
7. Houses: 1 new.
8. Cars: 0 new.
9. Tweets: A quadrillion.
10. Facebook: Joined. Thanks to you people.
11. Social Media Anxiety: NONE
12. Haircuts: 2 (We haven't talked about how I tried to grow my hair out this year, have we? Well that was an exercise in both futility and horror.)
13. Love matches made: 0 (I suck.)
14. Skullcandy headphones: 4.
15. Baby and wedding showers: Sometimes I wish I drank.
16. Glasses of water: 2920
17. Toddlers weaned: 1.
18. School-age children: 1.
19. Burgers eaten: Wow, more than every other year added together thanks to The Project and the boys I work with everyday (who must eat meat or faint like delicate lilies.)
20. Voice mails answered: None, as of 12/5/09, and no more going forward.
21. Rock Band: Conquered.


La Yen said...

By "babies weaned" you mean EG? Right?

Emily Hill said...

Absolutely LOVE the recap. How did I miss out on The Project? I adore a good hamburger. Yum! So glad you were able to count a new house in the mix and my husband loves his Skullcandy headphones. If only my glasses of water count were anywhere near yours...that is definitely something I need to work on in 2010. Have a happy new year!

Sue said...

Thanks for the shout-out over on the recap. Made me feel all flibberty-tidget. And happy. :) (See?)

This is the year of the non-holey car for you, I can FEEL it.

Mindy Gledhill said...

Carina, you make me laugh.

kiki said...

I am most impressed by the 8 glasses of water per day. I get 8 glasses of ginger ale per day. I'm trying to make a switch.

thorney said...

I want to conquer Rock Band :) I love it.

I too am a big water drinker--I try to drink 138oz a day, most days I am successful.

thedoodlegirl said...

You're fabulous. Simply fabulous.