A conversation wherein a certain 6-year-old proves his parentage...
"Those, those are the New York Yankees, and they're the bad guys."
"They're the bad guys? The New York Yankees? That's a funny name."
"Yes. No matter who they are playing, today it's the Chicago White Sox, we're against the Yankees. They're the bad guys."
"Who are we for? Who are the good guys?"
"The Red Sox, but they aren't playing today."
"Do you know what team I like?"
"I like Star Wars."