Did you ever think you'd see the day? Actually see it?
My old car is for sale.
Own a piece of history! Not actual history, more like history of my mind. I forgot where I was going with that simile.
Whoa! This little ad that I threw up at 1:00am this morning has made The Consumerist. I feel like I'm the prom princess! (The one on Glee, of course, since I'm knocked up. Teen pregnancy! Always funny!)