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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Stand Down, Everyone!

Hey! Everyone!

Remember when I lost my perfect brown v-neck lightweight shirt with long sleeves? And how I told you all to keep an eye out for it? (You've been on high-alert/Code Red/Def Con One since then, right?) I haven't seen it since sometime around Fall of 2006. I've torn apart dressers, moved furniture, dug into boxes trying to find it, holding out hope that my perfect brown shirt would turn up when we moved--no such luck. I've wondered what you've been doing to find it. Quizzing suspects on the street? Joining the Clothing Militia? Trolling eBay in case it shows itself?

I didn't want to keep you on the hunt a minute longer! I found it! At the bottom of the box of maternity clothes!


And now I can't wear it for 8 months.

14 comments:

Tyla said...

I'm calling off the troops in Tennessee. Glad you found it. ;)

Annette Lyon said...

Phew! Def Con One is hard to maintain. :D

I wonder what's at the bottom of my maternity boxes.

hannah said...

I laughed out loud when I read this post!

Amy said...

Glad you found it, bummer you have to wait to wear it. Somewhere around my 8th month of pregnancy I start throwing away clothes, saying, "I haven't worn this in a while; I hate that it's taking up space in my closet." Thankfully, my husband says, "You haven't worn it in a while because you're pregnant. You might want to keep it for a few more months."

Rocky Mountain Woman said...

I hate it when that happens!

ali said...

huh. Maybe I should check my maternity box for all of the things I'm missing. Of course, they are most likely out of style now...

Ryan and Susie said...

I hate that. *Sigh* to the maternity bin. I will be doing that soon enough. Good-bye skinny jeans, hello panels.

Marianne & Clayton said...

Oh good, my fliers worked.

Vern said...

Do you think if we look in some of your other maternity boxes that we would FINALLY find Elvis?

dmarie said...

LOL...i'm glad i'm not the only one who does this...

Hilary said...

it's a shame yer' old placenta shrinks yer' brain... and it only gets worse with each child.
Truly, a shame.

Shannon said...

after all those years that almost better than buying new!!!

Steph said...

I am so glad you found it. I was exhausted from looking. ;-)

Carrot Jello said...

I guess I'll stop interrogating my neighbor and let her go home.