Monday, April 22, 2013

Lies I Tell My Children

Nobody hates nuts! That's ridiculous!

What do you mean you don't like coconut? Everyone likes coconut.

YouTube doesn't work at our house.

I don't know who ate the ice cream, but it's gone now.

What? No one would eat pizza for breakfast, that's crazy.

I don't know what's wrong with the Wii.

McDonald's is closed today.

We're out of AA batteries.

Your dad ate his vegetables already.

I have no idea who sings that song so we can't download it.

If you don't put your clothes away I will throw them all in the garbage and you will have to go to school naked.

If you don't get your feet off the car seat I will pull over right here and you can walk ten miles home.

I would love to hear you play it again.


eliana23 said...

I've missed you.

Britty said...

So so good.

whitneyingram said...

both my husband I laughed out loud.

Vanessa said...

I use #4 all the time. No actually I tell the kids daddy ate the rest of the treats. Then I tell Tyler that the kids did.

Emily said...

Perfect. Also, Vanessa's comment made me giggle. That's one smart mom!

I may also pretend I'm calling a friend's house to see if she can play when really I haven't even dialed the number. Of course, they're always busy.

mirjam said...

thank you for a great laugh! we are so guilty of every one of your lies!

Jill Mansfield said...

I love the way you lie.

fijiangirl said...

So true!

Elaine said...


Vanessa Medina said...

So funny and lovely!